[tlhIngan Hol] A ridiculous event

ben law', jIHaDmeH yotlhmajDaq vIjaH. pa', jIpawta'DI' wa'DIch quSlabDaq jIba' 'ej ghIq jIHaDchoH.. 'ach, pIj qaS wanI'vam Huj: jIHaDchoHta'DI', 'ej jIbuS 'e' vInID, pay' wab vIQoychoH. Huj wabvam 'ej tlhaQ: *sniff* *sniff* *sniiiif*.. 'ej SIbI' muHotchoH yIQ vay' ! wa'DIch jIQub: qaStaH nuq jay' ? ghIq jIleghmeH nachwIj vItlhe'taH, 'ej ghIch yIQ vItu' ! mularghtaH vavwI' dog.. toH, ngugh dogvaD jIjatlh: *hey* maqoch.. Doch qaq DaqaSnISmoHbogh tu'be'lu''a' ? be' dog DaSam DaneHbe''a' ? 'ej ghIq - Do' -, jIHvo' tlheD dog.. qunnoH ghoghwIj HablI'vo' vIngeHta'