Woot emails include “Today’s Monkey Chat” at the end, and today’s email was relevant. Russ Begin forwarded message:

From: "Woot.com" <store-news@woot.com> Date: June 30, 2025 at 3:27:22 AM CDT To: russperryjr@sbcglobal.net Subject: Daily Digest: Amazon Kindle and Fire Tablets and more!

Morning.

mumuSHa'chugh, vaj jISaHQo'.

...Buddy, you already used the "head injury causes me to speak only Klingon" excuse this year.

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