Woot emails include “Today’s Monkey Chat” at the end, and today’s email was relevant.

Russ

Begin forwarded message:

From: "Woot.com" <store-news@woot.com>
Date: June 30, 2025 at 3:27:22 AM CDT
To: russperryjr@sbcglobal.net
Subject: Daily Digest: Amazon Kindle and Fire Tablets and more!

 

Morning.

mumuSHa'chugh, vaj jISaHQo'.

...Buddy, you already used the "head injury causes me to speak only Klingon" excuse this year.

jIheghpu'.