I had an amazing dream about some type of qep -- a Klingon meeting with Klingonists from around the world. It was over the computer, but I could see the other people in the room. At this meeting, Marc Okrand revealed a list of Klingon words for diseases. I remember the word for "syphilis" was *yIjeqSat* and the word for "AIDS" was *vaghcha'vagh*.