The phrase “vengDaq jIboghpu'bogh” idly popped into my mind this morning and naturally it morphed into this. Please let me know about any unforgivable grammatical or lexical errors and I will do my best to correct them while preserving the flow of the song: vengHomDaq jIboghpu'bogh, bIQ'a' lengbogh loD tu'lu'. maHvaD yInDaj lut nuja', Daq bIQ Dujmey Hoch qaSpu'. vaj bIQDaq jul mave'taH, bIQ'a' SuD wISamDI' mamev. 'ej yu'egh bIngDaq maHtaH, bIQ qoD DujmajDaq maHegh… bIQ qoD Duj SuD Hoch maH wIDabbejtaH, DujmajDaq maHtaH, bIQDaq majaHtaH. bIQ qoD Duj SuD Hoch maH wIDabbejtaH, DujmajDaq maHtaH, bIQDaq majaHtaH. naDev chaHtaH jupma' je, Sumqu' je latlhpu' tu'lu'. 'ej vogh QoQ muchchoHlu'pu'… [ QoQ muchlu'taH ] bIQ qoD Duj SuD Hoch maH wIDabbejtaH, DujmajDaq maHtaH, bIQDaq majaHtaH. bIQ qoD Duj SuD Hoch maH wIDabbejtaH, DujmajDaq maHtaH, bIQDaq majaHtaH. [ tujqu'choH QuQ. ] [ nughoS jagh. ] [ chay' jura? ] [ batlh maHegh! ] [ cha yIghuS! ] [ So'wI' yIchu'Ha'! ] 'ej ngeDtaHvIS yInmeymaj, Hoch 'utbogh Dochmey wIghaj. SuDqu' chal, 'ej SuD bIQ je, bIQ qoD DujmajDaq maHegh… bIQ qoD Duj SuD Hoch maH wIDabbejtaH, DujmajDaq maHtaH, bIQDaq majaHtaH. bIQ qoD Duj SuD Hoch maH wIDabbejtaH, DujmajDaq maHtaH, bIQDaq majaHtaH. (If the lyrics don’t make it obvious, sing this to the tune of “Yellow Submarine” by the Beatles. The dialog taken from the beginning of “Conversational Klingon” is meant to take the place of the muffled speech heard before the final verse; if anybody ever ends up recording this, feel free to substitute other dialog, or cut out some lines to make it fit better, depending on the amount of time in the intervening measures between the chorus and verse.)