An important clarification: The obvious mismatch at times, between the klingon and the english, is because I never aim to translate word-for-word between the two languages; I try to translate in klingon, the actual meaning of the english sentence. At least, the way I perceive it.. maj ! vaj, DaH, tagh so, now it starts quHDaj 'anmoHta'bogh puqloD'e' ghojmeH mIw the parable of the prodigal son ben law', cha' puqloDpu' boghmoHpu' vav once, a father had two sons.. wa' jaj, vavchajvaD jatlh wa': one day, one of them said to their father; vav, quHwIj HInob; naDevvo', jItlheD vIneH father, give me my inheritance; I want to leave vaj, puqloDDajvaD quH bID nob; 'ej tlheD puqloDvam so, he gave to his son half of the inheritance, and this son left yuQ Hopqu'Daq leng, 'ej pa' ghaHtaHvIS, jedivaD HoS'a' jemlaHbe'wI'pu'vaD quHDaj 'anmoHpu'. he traveled at distant planets, and being there, he wasted all of his heritage on jedi and force insensitives vaj, tagha', chaHvaD toy'wI''a' mojpu', 'ej chaHmo' bech so, finally, he became to them a slave, suffering at their hands 'a, wa' jaj, qa'Daj HurghchoHmoH HoS'a' Hurgh, 'ej Qubpu': until one day the Force enlightened him, and he thought: vavwI' Hegh HovDaq, HoS'a' Dop Hurgh tIv Hoch, vabDot tIv je stormtroopers at my father's death star, everyone enjoys the dark side of the force, even the stormtroopers vaj, jIchegh! so, I will return! 'ach cheghtaHvIS, logh Hop bejchoHpu' vavDaj, pIHtaHmo' but while he was returning, his father had already begun to watch the deep space, because he was expecting him 'ej puqloDDaj Duj leghDi', ghommeH lupDujHom lo'; vaj tagha' ghomchuqqa' and as soon as he saw his son's ship, in order to meet him, he took a shuttle; so soon they met again each other vav, jatlh puqloD.. father, said his son.. jIQaghpu'. HIqeHHa'; HIqeHHa', 'ej *stormtroopers*lI' vIDaqang I have sinned. forgive me; forgive me and have me even as if one of your stormtroopers puqloDDaj jIH 'e' vIqotlhbe'mo'.. because I don't deserve to be your son.. 'ach, 'uchta' vavDaj 'ej *stormtroopers*Daj ra': but his father held him and commanded his stormtroopers: puqloDwI'vaD, tamghay 'etlh nIvqu' yIqem! 'ej wIquvmoHmeH jedi chIrgh wImeQ! bring for my son the best lightsaber! and in order to honor him, prepare to burn the jedi temple ! 'ach, qaStaHvIS Hoch wanI'meyvam, latlh yuQvo' cheghpu' latlh puqloD but while these events were taking place, the other son returned from another planet 'ej lopvam meq ghojDI' QeHqu'choH, 'ej Hegh Hov 'elQo' and as soon as he learned the reason of this celebration, he became angry refusing to enter the death star vaj, SIbI', ghaHDaq jaH vavDaj so, immediately at him came his father 'ej jatlhchoH puqloD and his son begun to speak vav.. qaStaHvIS yInwIj Hoch, nItebHa' mataH father, all my life I've been with you 'ej qaStaHvIS yInwIj Hoch, sith joH vImojmeH jIqeqtaH and always I have trained in order to become a sith lord 'a not choquvmoHpu'! loQ matIvmeH IIH juppu'wI' je, wa' jedi lupDujHom ram wIQaw'nIS, 'a 'e' chaw'Qo'! but you never honored me! in order to have some fun with my friends, we wanted to destroy an insignificant jedi shuttle, but you refused to allow it.. 'ej DaH, cheghta'mo' latlh puqloDlI', jedivaD HoS'a' jemlaHbe'wI'pu'vaD quHDaj bID 'anmoHta'bogh puqloD'e', 'ej ghaHvaD jedi chIrgh meQqang ? and now, because your other son has returned, a son who has wasted half of your inheritance on jedi and force insensitives, for him you're willing to burn the jedi temple ? puqloDoy, jatlh vav.. my dear son, said the father.. qaStaHvIS yInwIj Hoch chotlhejtaH always you are with me.. DochmeylIj bIH Hoch Dochmey'e' vIghajbogh, vabDot SoHvaD Hegh Hov vInobqang all that I have is yours, including the death star 'ach. HoS'a' Dop wovmo' Heghpu' loDnI'lI', 'ej HoS'a' Dop Hurghmo' DaH yInqa' but because of the light side of the force your brother was lost, and now he's found vaj, yIchol; 'ej nItebHa' malopjaj, meQtaHvIS jedi chIrgh so come, and lets celebrate together, while the jedi temple burns 'ach, Hegh Hov 'eltaHQo' loDnI' qan but the elder brother still refused to enter the death star ..ghojmeH mIwvam Delta' darth vader, 'ej ghIq ghojwI'pu'DajvaD jatlh: yajlaHchugh nuv vaj yajjaj. ..this parable said darth vader, and then said to his disciples: let him who have understanding understand.. ~ mayqel *ghaytan, QInvammo' ghe''orDaq jImeQ* qunen'oS