Not for kids! (Content maybe NSFW, but no bad pictures that I saw)
An app used for sex toys (don’t look at me that way; I found this via Consumer Electronics Show news) is apparently including Klingon! See https://www.prnewswire.com/news-releases/satisfyer-named-as-ces-2021-innovat... for that news bite. So, did someone here provide translations? Or will it all be bingon Hol? Russ
Am 15.01.2021 um 05:15 schrieb Russ Perry Jr:
An app used for sex toys (don’t look at me that way; I found this via Consumer Electronics Show news) is apparently including Klingon! So, did someone here provide translations? Or will it all be bingon Hol?
I simply downloaded the app to check for that. And indeed, it has Klingon as an option, and yes, it's quickly recognizable as Bingon Hol, filled with tons onf English word and weird grammar. :-( Examples: vaj latlh info vIHtaHbogh 'ay' app reH DaneH'a', neH heading DeSDu' relate DevwI' naw' jIHDaq yor tap. media be'nI''a'wI' Datu' chaw' satisfyer rar naw' 'a, ghIH ngevwI' yothlDaq mobile. -- Lieven L. Litaer aka the "Klingon Teacher from Germany" http://www.tlhInganHol.com http://klingon.wiki/En/Hamletmachine
On Fri, 15 Jan 2021 at 08:40, Lieven L. Litaer <levinius@gmx.de> wrote:
Am 15.01.2021 um 05:15 schrieb Russ Perry Jr:
An app used for sex toys (don’t look at me that way; I found this via Consumer Electronics Show news) is apparently including Klingon! So, did someone here provide translations? Or will it all be bingon Hol?
I simply downloaded the app to check for that. And indeed, it has Klingon as an option, and yes, it's quickly recognizable as Bingon Hol, filled with tons onf English word and weird grammar. :-(
Things will turn awkward very quickly when the sex toy shouts "ghIlDeSten!" while in use, and the user's lover demands to know who this ghIlDeSten is. ("But, roSenQatlh, I would never cheat on you with ghIlDeSten...") -- De'vID
Definitely Bingon! From the SoQ Range page of the app: satisfyer jan Sey range lutu'lu'bej chu' Qap, haptic yIn SeH DaH nabvam yISeH, ghun Sequences je preset. favorite QoQ ambient wab pagh laH je DanoHmeH SoH chu'wI' nuH stimulation chu'. My favorite is that there is a page with the title {QOCH}. Since the entire word is capitalized we have to guess at the first Q, but I'm pretty sure they intended it to be the noun {qoch}. However, I love the unintentional word play on the verb {qoch}. janSIy
Unless anyone else already has, I'm going to reach out to them about getting a proper translation done. Also, those prices are pretty cheap for a decent *meyvaQ. ~Melanie Roney Sent from my Palm Prē
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