My wife was following a yoga video when the idea occurred to me: What would Klingon yoga be like? First off, EVERY pose is a warrior pose. Next, there’s none of that, “If doing it this way hurts, then try this variation,” and much more “If this doesn’t hurt, then you are doing it wrong." pItlh charghwI’ ‘utlh (ghaH, ghaH, -Daj)
On 2/1/2023 10:39 PM, Will Martin via tlhIngan-Hol wrote:
What would Klingon yoga be like?
First off, EVERY pose is a warrior pose.
Next, there’s none of that, “If doing it this way hurts, then try this variation,” and much more “If this doesn’t hurt, then you are doing it wrong."
https://memory-alpha.fandom.com/wiki/Mok%27bara 'oy'be'law' moQbara'. moQbara' mI'wI' po' ghaH wo'rIv'e' 'e' vIpIH. -- SuStel http://trimboli.name
With instructors shouting variations of these existing aphorisms: 'oy' DaSIQjaj May you endure the pain! (PK) yIn DayajmeH 'oy' yISIQ. To understand life, endure pain. (TKW) 'oy'be'lu'chugh Qapbe'lu' No pain, no gain. (TKW) loQ 'oy'DI' SuvwI' bepbe' A warrior does not complain about physical discomfort. (TKW) … or even quoting scripture at you: QIt ghaHvaD yIn Hegh je vIghojmoH ‘ej ‘oy’ SIQ ghaH And teach him life and death, the slow and painful way! (PB) -- Voragh From: tlhIngan-Hol On Behalf Of Will Martin via tlhIngan-Hol Sent: Wednesday, February 1, 2023 9:39 PM What would Klingon yoga be like? First off, EVERY pose is a warrior pose. Next, there’s none of that, “If doing it this way hurts, then try this variation,” and much more “If this doesn’t hurt, then you are doing it wrong."
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