I'm almost certain you'll tell me no, but because as the greek proverb goes "hope dies last", I'll ask anyway.

Can I say

{ngugh jIQup law' DaH jIQup puS} ?

I'm almost certain our good captain would say "yes", and I'm very tempted to follow in his footsteps..

qunnoq
ghogh HablI'wIjvo' vIngeHta'