qen, jIHvaD jatlh SoSwI' buq'Ir :
recently my mother cube told me :

mayqel, cancer lubot 'anyan 'oQqar 'e' vIlaDta'.
michael, I read that onions prevent cancer.

toH, Hoch jaj wa' 'anyan 'oQqar yISop !
So, each day you will eat an onion !

'ej SoSwI' buq'Ir vIlobHa'mo', reH wa' 'anyan 'oQqar vISop.
and because I can't disobey my mother cube, always I eat an onion.

SoS ghaj Hoch nuvpu'..
all people have a mother..

vabDot tlhIngan Daq'a' luyotbogh *borg* buq'Ir !
even borg cubes, who invade klingon territory !

hahaha !

nach velwI' qIj
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