tlhoy maghoH ‘e’ vIHar. tlhoyHa’ tlhIngan Hol wIlo’ ‘e’ vIHar je.

vaj tlhIngan Hol vIlo’. yajlaHmeH vay’, mu’tlheghmey ngeD vIlo’. DIvI’ Hol vIchelQo’. jImughQo’. mu’tlheghwIj DayajlaHbe’chugh, yInIDqa’. wej yap vumqangghachlIj.

‘ej ngaj QInvam. DalaDqangbe’chugh, bIbuDba’.

Okay, I’ll translate the last sentence: If you are not willing to read it [this message], then you are obviously lazy.

The rest is short enough and simple enough that all skilled speakers and most beginners ought to be able to figure it out. Unless you’d rather argue about it in English, of course.