I mean why do I have to say {loSmaH wej ben jIboghpu'}?

Maybe I wasn't born. Maybe I was grown in a test tube, maybe someone found me growing on a tree, maybe I suddenly materialized out of thin air.

Is this {x ben boghpu'} some kind of klingon crap in the spirit of "klingons are inaccurate but never approximate"?

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Dana'an
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Ζεὺς ἦν, Ζεὺς ἐστίν, Ζεὺς ἔσσεται· ὦ μεγάλε Ζεῦ