I'm translating
the orthodox new testament, because it is an orthodox liturgical text.
Now, perhaps, I could explain to you the difference between orthodoxy
and heretical varieties of christianity, but I just don't care..
(Isn't that one of those religions based on that guy from the People's Front of Judea? Anyway...)
naDev wa' {Harchu'wI' lalDan} neH tu'lu': qeylIS'e' lIjlaHbe'bogh vay' lalDan. (ghaHvaD {qeylIS lIjlaHbogh pagh} lupong HarHa'wI'. 'Ighjaj HarHa'wI'!)
There's only one "orthodox religion" here: that of Kahless the Unforgettable. (Curse the heretics who call him by a slightly different variant of his name!)